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Educating Sarah
SECRETARY CONDOLEEZZA RICE: I have to admit, I was quite surprised at how quickly Vice President Sarah Palin is learning the essentials of the foreign policy of the United States. In just three and a half months, Vice President Palin was able to learn the names and correct pronunciation of 85% of the world's leaders. By utilizing convenient, large-print flashcards, VP Palin progressed quickly through this onerous task. I'm proud of all the loyal State Department professionals in our hastily-built VP Training Annex located within our George P. Shultz National Foreign Affairs Training Center at the Foreign Service Institute. These experienced diplomats have worked hard in this unprecedented education initiative. The next topic of study is the all-important Bush Doctrine. This obviously has been a troublespot for the VP. Now that former President George W. Bush is the new Senior Foreign Policy advisor, it is crucial that VP Palin has an understanding of this important and overreaching policy. I am confident that by the end of her very long four-year term, VP Palin will be well-versed in US Foreign Policy. It is an honor for me to be part of "Educating Sarah".
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