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Inhumane. Cruel. Wasteful. Just Not Right. All ugly terms that were part of an FIA investigation that began yesterday morning and continues to be ongoing. VP Palin briefly assumed the Presidency yesterday while President McCain took a well-deserved six-hour nap. VP Palin was in Alaska at the time. Seizing a rare opportunity, the temporary President Palin decided to get in some aerial wolf hunting while she had the use of the President's helicopter. Also under investigation is whether temporary President Palin used her protective detail's Remington Model 870 shotgun, Uzi, Heckler & Koch MP5, and sunglasses. This Federal Investigation Agency case centers around whether this was a violation of the Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972 as well as a Presidential abuse of power. The White House insists that VP Palin was well within her rights and that no violation occurred. Anyone with any information regarding this case is urged to contact your local FIA office.
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